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The Sith Lords

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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."


[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

The Sith Lords

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

The Sith Lords

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera
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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!
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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!



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[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar


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http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]


Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links


<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/>  Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.) 
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
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<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O  ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
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<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil


This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&amp;q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome


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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]


DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).


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More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!


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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)



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By [Skydancer]



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By [Sir. Robert]



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By [Ocean Soul]


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By [spincrus]

(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]


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A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**


**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.


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See also The Jedi Council


See also The Sith Brotherhood
















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2008-04-21 [Araglas]: *catches it and starts to look over it, mumbling to self* Its very nice, well balanced, a tad heavy, but that goods you always want that....now lets see, *looks closer at it* This is a real work of art here....

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: Thank you, the symbol down there is one ive come up with my self.*he said mentioning the small symbol which resembled a pi symbol with a line down through the top*I do like the weight..it kinda balanced out the fact that the blade has no mass..

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: *nods, and flips it in hand experimentally* Very good, now, what kind of crystals do you have in this thing?

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: funny thing is, i dont know..i was on illum..finding shelter from the snow..the cave lead down to another bigger cave..and there was a lot of crystals, but this one was on the ground, and it called to me

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: Ooohh....force sensitive crystal....nice....I have one like it to....there aren't many like them....I found mine on Dantooine....though...the cave was filled with Shraak....nasty evil bugs...

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: ew..but in a pinch they make a decent enough stew..

2008-04-21 [Calico Tiger]: Hmmmm..... I agree, Darth Dja'Kall. I think they would make an excellent distraction if they were taken along on an attack. Either by lots of drooling, jealous looks, or by some trying to debate the effectiveness of the armor. Either way they filled their purpose then >:D

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: lol sounds fun, so are we doing this?

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: It would be nice! Oh here *hands saber back* Now if I could only find mine.....

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: *He smiled and took it, sliping it onto his belt.*So...We should make a neutral wiki...

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: AHA!!! *pulls out two single bladed lightsabers* I found them!

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: good on you then

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: *gives practice swing* Good they still have balance

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: Man..i hope it gets decided that we go to war..

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: Even if its a small one, it will be nice, *looks inside saber* Ok Krayt Dragon Pearl, check, Zakaar crystal, check...ok next one...Krayt Dragon Pearl, good, and then Bensait crystal, good! And *flips sabers and dark green beams emit from both* I hope I get a chance to use them...

2008-04-21 [Darth Jacein]: me too

2008-04-21 [Araglas]: *puts sabers at waist* I guess I should meditate now...

2008-04-21 [Fireblade K'Chona]: You know...lightsabers are probably the coolest gadget in sci-fi history, bar none.

2008-04-22 [Darth Jacein]: ...yeah..they are....I probably should too..*sits and crosses legs.*

2008-04-23 [Araglas]: *opens eye* I agree, along with that they have to be the most deadlisest to..*closes eye*

2008-04-24 [The Dizzy Raven]: wow... I haven't been here in ages!!! O.O how is everyone. Oh! Hey, Araglas!

2008-04-25 [Paul Doyle]: Que pasa, grawwr!

*thinks for a second*

*thinks of the possibilities of genetically engineering krayt dragon dragonpeople with spliced, manipulated DNA that naturally attracts the midi-chlorians, as flies are attracted to Bantha poo*

Grawwrr. . . ?

*fluffles llama fur*

2008-04-25 [Trennas]: ooh we tried that already, thats why krayt dragons are now on the verge of extinction:p


one day we should finish the job properly though:p

2008-04-25 [Paul Doyle]: *snort* Some things just weren't meant to be. Some might say that I wasn't meant to be, but sometimes truth is stranger than fiction :P

Hell, I can help finish wiping them out, if that's what it takes to make this circle complete.

*extends a llama Sith-tattoo as llama mutely watches a rerun of "South Park*

2008-04-25 [Trennas]: to tatooine!

2008-04-25 [Paul Doyle]: Hell, let's do something already! Grawwrrr!

*talks gently to llamas*

Be sure to work up that vaunted Force-spit of yours, mmmkay?

*kisses his pets on the forehead, and is mostly unfazed by the residual Force Lightning crackling his pointy teeth and dragon-lips (!), Dark Side energy that is barely contained by the Sithy test-llamas' already static cling-worthy fur*

2008-04-25 [Trennas]: i dont think sweaters are gonna be such a good idea..

2008-04-26 [Fireblade K'Chona]: psh, since when are wooly sweaters evil anyway?

...well, except the one your aunt gives you for Christmas.

2008-04-27 [Mirindyin]: woolen sweaters are evil.. they can kill.

2008-04-27 [Paul Doyle]: Grawwwr! By the Primal Egg, woolen sweaters are evil! Allow me to explain.

Well, the llama fleece certainly can be de-electrified once harvested, but if it isn't sheared it will keep growing and growing, and the combined static electricity and barely contained Force Lightning will get that much more dangerous and unpredictable. You don't want biological Tesla coils to contend with, I hope? That's basically what a wild-and-wooly Sith test-llama is like. They must be sheared from time to time, for everyone's safety and well-being.

Surely there must be some suitably evil use . . . ? I have an idea.

As far as I know neither the krayt dragons nor their failed krayt dragon-person experiments have the ability to breathe fire, as my full-sized progenitors do---and myself, obviously, to a much lesser degree. Quite simply, other than their sheer awesome size which is far beyond what my full-sized ilk could ever hope to acheive, the krayt dragon subspecies sucks Sandpeople cock. They can neither think nor reason, they can't create and utilize technology, they have exceptionally dim minds, and they aren't warm-blooded.

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although, I do admit their primal animalistic might is pretty damn breathtaking.

So . . . it's quite possible the krayt-dragon people might be stopped simply by clothing them in Sithy test-llama garb. Unlike me, they can't regulate their body temperature. Theoretically, under the right conditions---I'm thinking Tatooine here---the evil sweaters might cause them to spontaneously combust. Alka-Seltzer makes seagulls and pigeons go boom-boom, Sith llama sweaters make krayt dragon-people go boom-boom.

*evil grin* sound intriguing, anyone? Let the llamas wipe them out . . . all of them! mweh-heh-heh-grawwr!

2008-04-27 [Mirindyin]: _really_ intriguing..

2008-04-27 [Paul Doyle]: Well, not really that intriguing, but something has to happen to keep this wiki fresh :P

2008-04-27 [Trennas]: maybe we need to give the wiki a bath:p

2008-04-27 [Araglas]: *walks in* Or we could move it under a waterfall?

2008-04-27 [Trennas]: that might work better considering its size:p

2008-04-27 [Araglas]: *nods* Yup

2008-04-27 [Trennas]: seems like you have some brains in that head of yours after all ^^

2008-04-27 [Araglas]: As much as I have ever had

2008-04-27 [Nuit Darksin]: I have been wondering when those of us apprentices will be made full sith lords. At least the ones that have been around longer then most. Only a minor question directed towards Lord Trennas

2008-04-27 [Trennas]: you wont be made a full lord until you have completed your studies under a full sith lord.. this has nothing to do with time. period.

2008-04-27 [Nuit Darksin]: I beg your forgiveness Lord but my sith lord as been absent for quite sometime now and i feel that he will not be returning any time soon.

2008-04-27 [Trennas]: dont you think its time then to find a new lord?

2008-04-27 [Nuit Darksin]: Yes my lord I do but who would take me under their just as my previous lord had?

2008-04-27 [Trennas]: for one, youre not gonna get anywhere without showing a little bit initiative and creativity..

2008-04-27 [Nuit Darksin]: Lord Trennas I have the highest scores in the sith cave. And I am only one test from completeing my studies.

2008-04-27 [Trennas]: your sith cave score or previous studies are of no importance to me.. if you find a master, he or she will grant you the rank of lord when they think you are ready, not when you do.. remember that..

2008-04-27 [Nuit Darksin]: *bows head* Yes Lord Trennas. Do you have any ideas of who would take me in as their apperentice?

2008-04-27 [Trennas]: ....

what did i just tell you about showing initiative?

2008-04-27 [Nuit Darksin]: Yes my lord. *bows and walks away*

2008-04-28 [Pnelma Tirian]: I think the only problem with sith llamma sweaters for the krayt dragons is the production costs of making said sweaters, or alternatively, the difficulty with getting sith llammas to cover krayt dragons for long enough, and either way, getting all of the krayt dragons in the universes to be on Tattooine.

Just sayin'.

2008-04-28 [Paul Doyle]: *shrugs* I could implement the Force to control my jaws and make my dragon teeth shear the fleece with evil efficiency. It might taste gross, but that's how it goes . . .

. . . or we could carefully shear the fleece with lightsabers. Just as you don't cut off the heads of the geese that laid golden eggs, you don't cut off the heads of Sithy test-llamas. Also, they won't let you since they are fundamentally evil. Outside they may be calm and placid like normal llamas from Macchu Picchu, but inside they're really wearing a frown.

2008-04-28 [Trennas]: correct me if im wrong, but isnt tatooine the only planet where krayt dragons live?

2008-04-28 [Paul Doyle]: Unless we unleash a bunch of greater krayt dragons on coruscant, Godzilla-style. *snicker*

2008-04-28 [Araglas]: I don't think it would work....I mean...how would we get them there? How would we keep them from tearing apart whatever ship they are on...and how would we get past Coruscant's planatary Defenses?

2008-04-28 [Darth Jacein]: easy, heres how..were sith mate, we just do it

2008-04-28 [Araglas]: I see...well you have fun with that! ^_^

2008-04-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: We tow them through space.

2008-04-29 [Nuit Darksin]: *cuts off one the sith-test llamas heads* Ahh much better

2008-04-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: Speaking of not dying a llamma-related death, When am I gonna get promoted, O Sith Master Paranoia?

2008-04-29 [Nuit Darksin]: I advise you not to bring that subject up.

2008-04-29 [Paul Doyle]: *wet raspberry at [Nuit Darksin]* pssh, there's more than one path to the same destination. Go play some Trivial Pursuit and you'll see what I mean.

*cocks an anthro-dragon brow, if he had an eyebrow, that is, at Darth Pink*

If it's not something suggestively sexual, then I suggest you meditate on it, before you begin searching your feelings. You will know how and why, and only then will you truly grow in power as a sith Lord. I wouldn't last a day being Darth moroban, and Darth Moroban wouldn't last a day being Darth Paranoia. We must find our own paths to the root source of the Dark Side of the Force, and grow in power as individuals. I may look, talk and sound goofy, but even if I didn't have my inherent dragonish abilities, I would still be able to use the Force to kick major patootie. Size is not significant, shape is not important, it is how you flow as an instrument of the Dark Side of the Force. Grawwawwwr! Groof!

2008-04-29 [Nuit Darksin]: *laughs* Very well but when Lord Trennas bites your fibble little head off for asking such a question. Don't come to me saying i didn't warn you.

2008-04-29 [Paul Doyle]: *shrug* Strangely, he tolerates me. After all, I've little left to prove beause I've been there, done that, and there's a reason why some powerful-and-eccentric types stay in power despite eccentricity. Far be it for me to put on a public display of Force power, but sometimes it helps to be laid-back and jolly.

Speaking of "jolly', get your jollies of of this---

*giant Force-wedgie*
*Force lightning to "Initiate"'s ass*

Now stop asking stupid questions, and move along already.

*big wet raspberry*

2008-04-29 [Pnelma Tirian]: I feel as if I have been properly lectured at, and yet I am still just as confused and my answer is just as unanswered. I guess that's what I get for asking a Sith Lord a question. >.< *goes off and plays with the sith-llammas*

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: I am Darth Paranoia AKA Pauly the Anthro-Dragon "evil mode", after all. Confuzzlement engenders confusion. Confusion and randomness can and will lead to the Dark Side of the Force. Grawwwr! You must come into your own, and realize that once you get past the primal display of power, you must appreciate and be steeped in the finer, more subtle aspects of a Sith Lord. You cannot be me---you must be you! Think of this insightful passage:

"Only you have the answers
But the questions you have to find
Only you know the secrets
But the truth lies deep in your mind
Only you are the answer
You turn the night into day - yeah
Only you are the manchild
You are the light and you are the way
Tell me the secrets
I wanna know
Tell me the secrets
I wanna know
Only you

Only you are the manchild
You are the light and you are the way

I can't believe this is is true
Why do I listen to you
If I am all that you say
Why am I still so afraid

Only you.... ! Only you.... !
Only you.... !

In every age
In every time
A hero is born
As if by a grand design"

2008-04-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: So you're saying that you're leaving it up to me to promote myself?

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: No, just prove yourself in whatever way you're comfortable with. Leave a lasting impression . . . and stuff :)

2008-04-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: ...kay.

2008-04-30 [Nuit Darksin]: *smiles evily* Obviously you know not who you fool with sill little dragon. *Forces and throws Darth Pauly high into the air and hangs him by his underwear on a rafter bolt* Now stay there and think about what just happened

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: Yeah, right. We both know that didn't happen. Go back to class, silly.

2008-04-30 [Nuit Darksin]: Oh don't denie that i am the more superior sith.

2008-04-30 [Pnelma Tirian]: Watch it, man! This dude can out-silly the best of 'em! I seen it!

2008-04-30 [Nuit Darksin]: Well last i checked sith weren't exactly the silliest of people

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: some of them are not silly but most of them.. well..

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: also, my character neither needs, nor wears, underwear ;-)

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: why not? I thought you were a gentleman >> and thus if you did not wear/need underwear, you'd not say it out loud.

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: so, then, what to do regarding an adventure? We've discussed war with Jedi on a neutral wiki-page, we've discussed spontaneous combustion of fault krayt dragon-people, and we've discussed stormtrooper babes. I still think it would be funny ro raid intergalactic Furry Conventions and Star Trek Conventions, but that's just me.

Anyway, like I said before, let me know when you guys come to an agreement.

*Force-waves the viewscreen, changing the channel to a broadcast of the Rush in Rio concert tape*

*settles into the chair, cuddling a sleepy evil llama*

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: (No underwear because the character is a closet nudist, and keeps all the private parts inside until needed)

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: *sighs and shakes her head* men..

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: (The guy who created the character certainly wears clothes, though :P)

2008-04-30 [Calico Tiger]: Nothing wrong with being a nudist. And it's not limited to just men! Besides, haven't you learned in here yet that wearing underwear just gives your opponents something to wedgie you by? :O

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: *chuckles* nah, not really. I usually go for my opponent's eyes :p not his panties.

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: Besides, I'm a dragon-person, after all, and other than the optional loincloth and leather straps/harnesses (to hold equipment) it's sort of hard to get clothing to fit over the wings and tail. I also happen to like my body's general tone, and as we all know excessive lust, seduction and vanity are very much on the path to the Dark side of the force . . . and lookie! Even the CGI dragon in this concert tape I'm watching has no clothes on, either. Grawwr!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJM1TXeRYQY&feature=related

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: oh, I understand :o

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: (my keyboard is dying . . . buy a car, then---freakin' uncanny---something else craps out . . . *face-palm* . . . *looks for dust-blaster*)

2008-04-30 [Calico Tiger]: What confuses me is.... how does a dragon have such a hairy ass?? *peers* Or is that just the leftovers of the last wookie you "accidently" sat on and squashed?

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: ewwwwwwh, no more details, thanks.

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: Oh, the dragon character himself doesn't have a hairy tushie . . . and the rest who haven't seen the butt in question, I'll spare the TMI factor. For those who have seen it, I really ought to update as I have lost some weight.

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: Actually, he's smooth and scaly and sort of shiny down there . . . (give the character red horns, red eyes, a snarl and a few sundry Sith implements like utility belt, cape, gloves and lightsaber, and you get Darth Paranoia

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2008-04-30 [-Orion-]: I suppose scaly and sort of shiny is usual for dragon butts, however I prefer mine being squeezable <3 xD

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: One of the many reasons why I married my wife <3 <3

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: squeee! *glomps her sister* does your master like to squeeze your butt, then?

2008-04-30 [-Orion-]: My master? I didn't know I had a master :p But my boyfriend actually seems to prefer squeezing my breasts. In anyway, I have to go to wreck evil havock back at the uni. I'll be back. >:3

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: nah, by master, I meant your boyfriend.. sorry. >> that's what I meant, anyway >> who would not like to squeeze my big sister's boobs? XD

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: Big Bad Sith Initiate Training Room - expressly designed for [Nuit Darksin] and anyone else roving this page who has yet to be taken in as an apprentice!

2008-04-30 [Trennas]: i prefer squeezing as much as i can XD

2008-04-30 [Araglas]: I do believe I walked in on the wrong part of the conversation...

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: nah, this actually is very interesting. my big sister, mistress chiera, is actually quite soft. she likes to be squeezed, I believe ;p

2008-04-30 [Trennas]: she should be ^^ for she is very squeezable ^^

2008-04-30 [Araglas]: *laughs* Oh well then do not let me interupt you ^_^ I have a friend like, she says "Feel my boobs they're perky today!" she says it like everyday..but I don't...she keeps thinking that if I grab her boobs I'll turn straight or something...its kinda funnty

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: whaaaaaat?! you did not grab at her boobs even if she offered them to you? *cries* I must teach you better..

2008-04-30 [Araglas]: ???? I am sorry, but boob grabbing is not something I prerfer...now if it was a guy with a tight chest...then maybe I could work with it.

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: even I would squeeze a girl's boobs if she offered them for that :p

2008-04-30 [Araglas]: Lol thats just not me...lol now the butt is another thing lol. ^_^ I smack her butt all the time

2008-04-30 [Trennas]: bring the boob offering girl before me and all will be forgiven!:p

2008-04-30 [Araglas]: She isn't on elftown....^_^

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: why, that's nothing new, trenny *pokes trennas sharply in his ribs*

2008-04-30 [Trennas]: *pokes back:p*

2008-04-30 [Mirindyin]: *huggles trenny* hahaa, my extremely powerful weapon~

2008-04-30 [Trennas]: and a loveable weapon it is ^^ *pets^^*

2008-04-30 [Nuit Darksin]: I will have you Darth Paul that I did have a master. And by did I mean he has not been around in a very long time. So if any of the lords would be willing to take me under their I promise I will be the best apperentice you have ever had. I only lake one more test. What that test is I unfortanately do not know.

2008-04-30 [Paul Doyle]: The Force is a useful tool in perking up a woman's breasts, heehee, and of course you can use it to remotely cop-a-feel ;-)

2008-05-01 [Mirindyin]: what about lifting a woman's skirt up, then?

2008-05-01 [Paul Doyle]: All too easy. *snicker* Of course, men can be the victim as well. I enjoy getting my scaly tushie pinched through the Force. Grwwarrf!

2008-05-01 [Mirindyin]: *chuckles* ohh, that's a good piece of information~

2008-05-01 [Paul Doyle]: I always wondered why there wasn't a big groovy Sith orgy happening at some point, since theoretically the Sith are the diametric opposites of the Jedi, who aren't supposed to get any and therefore must suffer from the bluest balls ever, as well as shrunken girlie-parts.

Of course, that's just theory, of course, and subject to the whims and discretion of the wiki owners. As for me? Sometimes there's nothing like cuddling up to a sleepy llama's fluffy neck, and realizing that when evil is used to galvanize and manipulate the masses, instead of randomly throwing them around like it's a cheesy episode of "Dragon Ball Z", you reap all kinds of rewards and fun. The Dark Side of the Force can be fuzzy and warm indeed when so utilized *yawns* and these newbies just don't see that when they're in Darth-Maul-on-crack mode. As long as it keeps you in power, gets you what you want, and manipulates the will of the people to adore you despite ethical qualms by the do-gooders and soccer moms, evil can be so warm and fluffy . . .

*drifts off to sleep, face partially buried in the neck-floof of a sithy test-llama*

2008-05-01 [Mirindyin]: what an interesting theory *glances at the snoring darth paranoia* if I were you, I would not dare to fall asleep when these perverts are about.

2008-05-01 [Paul Doyle]: *Opens one eye* Oh, I have quite a reputation myself, my other lightsaber activating on its own accord, but there's a time and place for all of this. Make war hard, make love harder! Grawwwawwr! *drifts back to sleep*

2008-05-01 [Calico Tiger]: Perverts??! I don't know what you're talking about! *tries to look innocent and fails miserably*

2008-05-01 [-Orion-]: Perverts??! Us? D: *tilts her head slightly and looks competely innocent*

2008-05-01 [Paul Doyle]: *wakes up briefly*
*grins and stares at Cali's twin-matched moons, stripey and oh-so-alluring, just out of reach*
*falls back asleep, and probably now could definitely use a loincloth*

2008-05-02 [Fireblade K'Chona]: I agree totally with Paul Doyle about evil being fuzzy if necessary. Muaha.

2008-05-02 [Mirindyin]: you know, seeing cali and chie trying to act all innocent is quite.. disturbing..

2008-05-02 [-Orion-]: Min, always remember: The best thing to go with a dirty mind is a cute face to cover it x3

2008-05-02 [Mirindyin]: I so wish I had a cute face >> then I could be more like you, big sister.

2008-05-03 [Mirindyin]: btw, does anyone know why good-looking evil guys always die?

2008-05-03 [Paul Doyle]: *wakes up briefly* What am I, chopped liver? *raspberry* *goes back to sleep*

2008-05-04 [Darth Jacein]: so we gunna do this war?

2008-05-04 [Mirindyin]: I suppose we are.. but it takes some time to wake up these old masters and mistresses.. *sighs theatrically*

2008-05-04 [Paul Doyle]: *has a fitful dream*
*thrashes and tosses about in chair, alarming the Sithy test-llama and making it trot away, crying "mwaaaaaa"*
*mumbles clearly in sleep*
"Chewy . . . Millenium . . . goats! Grawwwwwr? Leia? Service corridors . . . public service announcements . . . grooof! Guinea pig . . . . Bantha Stew!*

---suddenly sits up, emitting a very dragonish shriek---

BY THE PRIMAL EGG THAT HATCHED US ALL! I HAVE HAD A VISION . . . A POLL! OF MANY CHOICES!

*hyperventilates, looking this way and that*

Well, until we actually decide what the hell we're going to do here, whenever we're done shearing llamas, tossing each other around and confusing newcomers, here's a SW-related poll for all you folks:

"What was Chewie . . . chewing?" <poll:76384>

2008-05-04 [Mirindyin]: he's always so tramatic..

2008-05-04 [Fireblade K'Chona]: Dramatic our traumatic? It could be either.

and in other news, aaaaaagh my throat hurts. >.< How am I supposed to give full-on evil laughs if my throat feels like someone attacked it with sandpaper?

-growls- maybe I'll go kill some babies or something. would that help?

2008-05-04 [Paul Doyle]: Le Drama, Le Trauma, Le Tongue-In-Cheek-a . . . :P

2008-05-05 [Mirindyin]: to kill babies? yay! I mean.. of course. *coughs* and yes, I meant dramatic but then I typed it wrong.. *sighs ruefully*

2008-05-05 [Araglas]: ...I see I have missed alot..,

2008-05-16 [Mirindyin]: wheee~ cherry blossoms are blooming~ <3

2008-05-16 [Paul Doyle]: And the dust-bunnies are accumulating *blows some away*

2008-05-17 [Mirindyin]: cherry blossoms and a cup of mint-tea.. *purrs*

2008-05-20 [Araglas]: *smiles* With Cherry BLossoms in outr cups, and good company....

2008-05-20 [Darth Jacein]: oh btw...some one said they found storm trooper bodies in a marsh...one of thes marshes that mallows are found in..

2008-05-21 [Paul Doyle]: Grawwr? Finger-licking good, then? I was thinking of pan-fried Mon Calamari, breaded and served with a zesty, tangy dipping sauce . . . but this sounds interesting, too. After all, it's said that the marsh juices lend a distinctive flavor. A marinade, if you will.

And since when do marshmellows grow in a marsh? I thought they were made of sugar and corn syrup. *tilts head and looks confuzzled*

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: maybe he's talking about some world we have yet not heard of.. though, if so, I think I'm going to go for a vacation there.

2008-05-21 [Paul Doyle]: Sounds like Imperial troops infiltrated Willy Wonka's factory ;-)

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: aaah still the same old nonsense going on around here ^^

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: it would be a great invention, though.. marshmallows that grow in a marsh..

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: fungi mellows ^^

2008-05-21 [Paul Doyle]: Make sure they aren't psychedelic.

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: but those are the best!

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: mushrooms?

2008-05-21 [Paul Doyle]: Yes, the kind of mushrooms Disney's animators were on when they made "Fantasia".

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: ohh, I would love to taste those :o

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: they are groooovy ^^

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: oh, you have tasted them? why haven't you given me any? :o

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: because you live on the other side of the wooooorld.. and you have more marshes than we do:p

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: not true :p all of them have been destroyed :<

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: then you make a new one!

2008-05-21 [Paul Doyle]: I think it's safe to say the Oompa-loompas have the stormtoopers' number. Perhaps we should commence a ground assault, where we could each personally command AT-AT Walkers against the insidious minions of Willy Wonka?

Then afterward we could all eat psychoactive mushrooms and smoke weed through a giant hookah. :P

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: those oompa loompas are like ewoks.. nasty little buggers.. they look so easy to walk over, but they can be a total pain in the butt.. and we all know how that ground assault ended on Endor dont we?:p

2008-05-21 [Paul Doyle]: This is when it helps to have wings, like me :P In addition to the force, of course.

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: the buggers also hide in trees:p

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: why is their name so cute?

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: whose name?

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: oompa-loompas? :x

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: oh.. blame it on the shrooms..

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: it sounds like something a 4-year-old invented..

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: shrooms have that effect on people yes:p

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: Afternoon alll!

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: aloha:p

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: How is everyone on his cloudy aftrnoon?

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: evening. I thought mushrooms made people very happy.. but not that happy :x

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: They do!! They make you so happy ousee things!!

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: *sigh* here we go again.. I personally prefer something less.. peculiar..

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: like chocolate?

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: Or how about....cookies? *hols out a jar of cookies*

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: did you steal that from the inventory?

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: well, like chocolate *purrs*

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: *shakes head* Nope, I made these cookies myself!

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: oooooh, cookies :o *faints of joy*

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: Mistress? *gently shakes her shoulder* Mistress? I have cookies for you..

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: she is just pretending you know..

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: *mumbles faintly* cookies.. cookies? *eyes shoot open* cookies! *tackle-hugs araglas and grabs the jar of cookies*

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: *meeps and lands on back* Your welcome! *laughs*

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: *munches one* why, these are delicious. well done, dear apprentice.

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: maybe we should give good ol' trennas one, too~

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: Thanks you very much Mistress! *bows*

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: why, it almost makes me feel high when someone bows at me :o *sits down on a comfy chair and takes out her current favourite book, the horde wars collection*

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: *smiles and sits on ground and starts drawing in the dirt*

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: wow, you sure trained your pet well..

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: *growls* I bite too....

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: and ill fry you like an egg if you give me so much as a dirty look ^^

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: tren, you know that I take care of my "pets" as you seem to call them. he'll be a strong sith, definitely stronger than you.

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: I can give you as many dirty looksas I like and you'll never know! *smiles and offers cookie jar* Cookie?

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: i very much doubt that he will be ^^ i never gave you access to the lost knowledge, so you cant pass that on to him ^^

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: I have my own knowledge, thankyou very much. as for your knowledge, it's mostly about things that should not be mentioned near children.

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: *lays back and looks at sky*

2008-05-21 [Trennas]: *looks at your new apprentice* yes, you are absolutely right:p

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: *yawns* I think I need a cup of tea and then my bed.. tren, carry me to bed or else, I don't bite you.

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: *whistles softly then looks around for somethingto do*

2008-05-21 [Mirindyin]: you could read a good book while you are idle ^^

2008-05-21 [Araglas]: *smiles and nods* I think I might meditate...*sits indian style and focus's thoughts*

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